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Last Updated: 25.06.2025 01:28
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
Playdate’s second season is off to a great (and very weird) start - The Verge
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Paris Baguette: The Korean bakery that wants to make croissants less French - BBC
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
—
Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
What is the word for truth and its meaning in Koine Greek?
Still no good
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
Still no good.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
World Boxing apologizes for naming Olympic champion Imane Khelif in sex test policy - NBC News
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Eating green bananas can lower your risk of cancer by over 60% - The Brighter Side of News
Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
Salmonella outbreak linked to California egg distributor sickens 79 people - NPR
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
No, not a chance
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
How do flat Earthers explain the existence of other spherical planets?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
Then came..
Loons and Moons
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...